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Why was the silence so tense? Because Dad asked Mom if she wanted more stuffing, and she said, “I’d like to use a Lifeline and call my sister.”

🔥 Top 10: The Thanksgiving Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Why did the ham taste like... mammoth? Because a biotech company ...read more »

Why was there a "QR Code" on the turkey’s leg? So Dad could pay t...read more »

A little boy asked his grandfather, “Why do we eat turkey on Than...read more »

Why was Mom serving the rolls so gracefully? Because she wasn't j...read more »

Why was the uncle demanding a crown? Because after the coronation...read more »

In 1995, Thanksgiving was a battlefield between the analog past a...read more »

In 2023, Thanksgiving was about choosing between pink and black, ...read more »

In 2005, Thanksgiving was about sharing your first viral video, w...read more »

During Thanksgiving dinner, the mother asked her son, “What are y...read more »

What did the cranberry sauce say to the turkey on Thanksgiving mo...read more »

Why was nobody talking? They were—just not out loud. The whole fa...read more »

In 2015, Thanksgiving was about debating the color of outfits, tr...read more »

In 2021, Thanksgiving was about awkward family reunions, wonderin...read more »

In 2004, Thanksgiving was about voting for Pedro, checking your f...read more »

@GameBoy_Color05/13/2012 13:48Brilliant! Like playing in full color for the first time.

@OfficeWorker_9909/26/2014 04:47I printed this joke and put it on the breakroom fridge!

@SimCity_Mayor03/17/2009 10:30Reticulating splines... and laughing hard!

@Linkin_Park_Fan10/19/1997 23:28In the end, it doesn’t even matter... how hard I laugh!

@Chocolate_Rain01/02/2010 17:51I move away from the mic to breathe... and laugh.

@Metacrawler_X10/31/2011 18:38Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.

@No_Way_Jose07/18/2006 15:58No way! That’s too much!