2006 Vintage: The Best Director Consolation
Why did Ang Lee win? Because the Academy wanted to say, “We love your directing, we just didn’t like the ending of your movie as… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Best Director Consolation
2006 Vintage: The Light
I’m “brightening” up your feed. Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified
2005 Legacy: Best R&B Album
Why The Diary of Alicia Keys? Because some diaries are meant to be read… and given five Grammys. Part of the 36 Grammy Jokes: The… Read More »2005 Legacy: Best R&B Album
2005 Vintage: The 2005 Tech
A guy tries to pay with a “mobile wallet.” The bartender says, “I take cash, card, or jewelry. No ‘magic phone money’.” Part of the… Read More »2005 Vintage: The 2005 Tech
2005 Legacy: The Fish
I’m “hooked” on the sidebar recommendations. Part of the 150 Classic Punny One-Liners: The YouTube & Dunder Mifflin Edition (2005) archive. Historically Verified
2004 Classic: The Wayne Rooney Breakthrough
Why was England excited? Because an 18-year-old Rooney dominated Euro 2004 until he broke his foot, making everyone think the “Next Pelé” had finally arrived… Read More »2004 Classic: The Wayne Rooney Breakthrough
2004 Archive: The OutKast
“Roses really smell like poo-poo-oo.” The bartender says, “Sir, that’s the bathroom you’re describing.” Part of the 77 Bar Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook & Mean… Read More »2004 Archive: The OutKast
2004 Archive: The Gwen Stefani
A girl orders a “Hollaback Girl.” The bartender says, “This drink is B-A-N-A-N-A-S.” Part of the 77 Bar Jokes: The 2004 “Facebook & Mean Girls”… Read More »2004 Archive: The Gwen Stefani
2003 Archive: The Pirates of the Caribbean Debut
Why was the 2003 BBQ so “salty”? Because Johnny Depp made being a pirate so cool that every Dad spent the 4th of July talking… Read More »2003 Archive: The Pirates of the Caribbean Debut
2003 Legacy: The Freddy vs. Jason Showdown
The crossover event of the century for anyone who spent the 80s hiding under their covers. Part of the 69 Observational One-Liners: The 2003 Digital… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Freddy vs. Jason Showdown