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2003 Legacy: The Freddy vs. Jason Showdown

 The crossover event of the century for anyone who spent the 80s hiding under their covers.

Part of the 69 Observational One-Liners: The 2003 Digital Dawn archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@ICQ_Master9906/12/2004 08:36Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
@DialUp_Dreamer06/30/2003 02:02Beep-boop-krrr-hiss... finally loaded! Great joke.
@Oregon_Trail_Survivor07/02/2006 23:39You have died of dysentery... and laughter!
@Alt_Vista_Searcher05/10/1995 14:29I searched for "gold" and found this joke.
@Harry_Potter_Ron10/04/2013 20:09Bloody brilliant, mate!
@Better_Off_Dead04/17/2012 18:03I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
@Bad_Luck_Brian02/09/1997 00:55Tells a joke... everyone laughs at him, not the joke.
@Distracted_Boy05/11/1999 17:00Looking at this joke while my girlfriend stares at me.
@Top_List_Winner04/27/1995 21:14Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!
@LiveJournal_Deep07/01/1998 00:58Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.

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