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2006 Vintage: The Best Director Consolation

Why did Ang Lee win? Because the Academy wanted to say, “We love your directing, we just didn’t like the ending of your movie as much as a car accident.”

Part of the 42 Oscars Jokes: The 2006 “Crash, Cowboy Snubs & Jon Stewart’s Debut” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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