2010 Classic: Worst Actress Runner-up
Why Miley Cyrus? For thinking that “The Last Song” was a promise, not just a title. Part of the 32 Razzie Awards Jokes: The 2010… Read More »2010 Classic: Worst Actress Runner-up
2010 Archive: The Francesca Schiavone French Open
Why was Italy shouting? Because she became the first Italian woman to win a Major, celebrating by kissing the clay and everyone in sight. Part… Read More »2010 Archive: The Francesca Schiavone French Open
2009 Vintage: The First “Selfie” Trend
Why were people holding their cameras so high? Because the “duck face” was being perfected, and if you didn’t take a blurry photo of your… Read More »2009 Vintage: The First “Selfie” Trend
2009 Archive: Paul Blart
Mall Cop: Why was the security guard on a Segway? Because Kevin James made “protecting the food court” a matter of national security. Part of… Read More »2009 Archive: Paul Blart
2008 Legacy: Amy’s Satellite Sweep
Why did Amy Winehouse win 5 awards from London? Because she was in “Rehab” (the song and the life), and her talent was so massive… Read More »2008 Legacy: Amy’s Satellite Sweep
2008 Classic: The Twilight Schism
Why did the English literature class turn into a shouting match? Because the teacher tried to assign Romeo and Juliet, but the front row refused… Read More »2008 Classic: The Twilight Schism
2007 Classic: The Jenna Bush Engagement
Why was the White House happy? Because a wedding meant one weekend where the press would ask about “Cakes” instead of “Casualties.” Part of the… Read More »2007 Classic: The Jenna Bush Engagement
2007 Vintage: Best Rap Solo Performance
Why “What You Know” by T.I.? Because in 2007, everyone knew that T.I. was the “King of the South.” Part of the 34 Grammy Jokes:… Read More »2007 Vintage: Best Rap Solo Performance
2007 Archive: The Pirates of the Caribbean Sequel Hype
The group of eighth graders who spent all of recess trying to recreate the three-way sword fight from At World’s End using plastic rulers until… Read More »2007 Archive: The Pirates of the Caribbean Sequel Hype
2006 Vintage: The Best Director Consolation
Why did Ang Lee win? Because the Academy wanted to say, “We love your directing, we just didn’t like the ending of your movie as… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Best Director Consolation