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2008 Classic: The Twilight Schism

Why did the English literature class turn into a shouting match? Because the teacher tried to assign Romeo and Juliet, but the front row refused to read it unless they could debate whether Edward Cullen was a better romantic hero than Team Jacob.

Part of the 36 School & Teacher Jokes: The 2008 “Twilight Craze, Obama Hype & iPod Touch” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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