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2009 Archive: Paul Blart

Mall Cop: Why was the security guard on a Segway? Because Kevin James made “protecting the food court” a matter of national security.

Part of the 31 Halloween Jokes: The 2009 “Avatar & Angry Birds” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Halloween Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2008 Joke: What Do You Call
What do you call a witch who lives at the beach? A sand-witch! Sh...read more »
2025 Classic: The "Multi-Cloud" Witch
Why was the witch’s brew steaming with blue light? Because she’s ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Glitch-Core" Aesthetic
Why did the witch’s broom keep disappearing? Because "glitch-core...read more »
36 Halloween Jokes: The 2004 “Mean Girls & Motorola RAZR” Edition
In 2004, Halloween was "so fetch." It was the year we learned tha...read more »
2023 Vintage: AI (ChatGPT)
Why was the 2023 ghost so articulate? Because he didn't write his...read more »
33 Halloween Jokes: The 2025 “AI Overlords & GTA VI Hype” Edition
In 2025, Halloween is no longer just a ghost holiday; it's a fest...read more »
2024 Vintage: Brat Summer (Spooky Version)
Why was the witch wearing lime green instead of black? Because "B...read more »
2024 Classic: Despicable Me 4 (Mega Minions)
Why were the Minions so muscular and weird-looking? Because they ...read more »
35 Halloween Jokes: The 2022 “Wednesday & The Slap” Edition
In 2022, Halloween was a masterclass in viral choreography and ci...read more »
2023 Vintage: M3GAN
Why was the doll doing a TikTok dance before she attacked? Becaus...read more »

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2024 Archive: The "Apple" Dance
Why was every group of ghosts doing the exact same arm-choreograp...read more »
2023 Classic: Five Nights at Freddy's (Movie)
Why were people afraid of the pizzeria? Because the animatronics ...read more »
39 Halloween Jokes: The 2003 “Pirates & Finding Nemo” Edition
In 2003, Halloween was a mix of rum-soaked pirate swagger and the...read more »
2025 Archive: GTA VI (The Hype Peak)
Why was every 2025 trick-or-treater dressed as Lucia or Jason? Be...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@QuickTime_Viewer08/18/2001 19:27Buffer... buffer... LAUGH!
@Gladiator_Proximo02/21/2013 10:20Win the crowd, and you will win your freedom!
@Coffee_Addict05/02/1999 05:25404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
@HTML_Hacker07/07/2015 20:02<b>HA HA HA</b> - that works!
@Linux_Distro_User01/09/2010 15:03Compiled this from source. 10/10.
@Patrick_Bateman_Fan11/30/1997 10:38Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?
@Magic_SchoolBus01/31/2009 06:42Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!
@Gremlins_Gizmo04/01/1998 16:42Don’t feed the jokes after midnight!
@Blue_Your_My_Boy11/09/2015 17:45You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!
@Friday_Rebecca07/12/1995 16:02Yesterday was Thursday, today is joke day!

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