1996 Archive: The Chess Player

One, but it takes them 40 minutes to decide on the first move.

🔥 Top 10: The Light Bulb Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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How many brunettes does it take to change a light bulb? Three. On...read more »

How many redheads does it take to change a light bulb? None. They...read more »

In 2023, the world was lived in pink and shadows. We witnessed th...read more »

How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? Only ...read more »

How many safety inspectors does it take to change a light bulb? F...read more »

In 2017, the world was spinning—literally. Fidget spinners were i...read more »

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's no...read more »

In 2014, the world was obsessed with "Breaking the Internet," dum...read more »

How many schizophrenics does it take to change a light bulb? Well...read more »

In 2016, the world was a strange mix of augmented reality and ret...read more »

How many therapists does it take to change a light bulb? None. Th...read more »

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@Nokia_Snake_Champ06/09/2002 05:35Harder to stop laughing than it is to beat Snake!

@Hellboy_Red09/28/1999 18:07I hate monsters, but I love these jokes.

@Ricky_Bobby_Fan09/17/2014 10:01Shake and bake! Hilarious!

@Smosh_Old_School08/17/2013 01:34Back when the internet was simple and funny.

@Boxxy_Queen01/19/2001 04:33I’m not trolling, this is actually hilarious!

@Filter_Fanatic06/27/2010 00:32This joke looks better with a sepia filter.