2014 Classic: The Big Hero 6 Fist-Bump
“Balalalala.” Baymax is the only healthcare provider I trust in 2014. Part of the 72 Observational One-Liners: The 2014 Viral Freeze archive. Historically Verified
2013 Vintage: The Captain Phillips “I’m the Captain Now”
I’ve said this to my dog three times today. He still hasn’t listened. Part of the 65 Observational One-Liners: The 2013 Viral Vortex archive. Historically… Read More »2013 Vintage: The Captain Phillips “I’m the Captain Now”
2013 Classic: The Katy Perry (Roar) Fan
“I’ve got the eye of the tiger… and a spare bulb in the drawer.” Part of the 58 Light Bulb Jokes: 2013 – The Year… Read More »2013 Classic: The Katy Perry (Roar) Fan
2013 Archive: The Moon
I’m “phasing” out my old hobbies. Part of the 118 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Frozen & Selfie Edition (2013) archive. Historically Verified
2013 Vintage: The “Argo” Revenge
Why did Ben Affleck look so happy? Because winning Best Picture without a Best Director nomination is the ultimate Hollywood way of saying, “You missed… Read More »2013 Vintage: The “Argo” Revenge
2012 Archive: Sinister
Why was the snuff film so creepy? Because “Bughuul” was hiding in the bushes, and Ethan Hawke realized that moving into a murder house is… Read More »2012 Archive: Sinister
2012 Classic: The Carrot
I’m “rooting” for the human race. Part of the 134 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Apocalypse & Gangnam Style Edition (2012) archive. Historically Verified
2011 Vintage: The 2011 Exit
“Why was 2011 so epic?” “Because we spent half the year planking and the other half shouting at dragons.” Part of the 53 Adult Jokes: The 2011 “Arrow… Read More »2011 Vintage: The 2011 Exit
2011 Vintage: The Garlic
I’m “breath-taking” in my digital avatar. Part of the 124 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Siri & Blocky World Edition (2011) archive. Historically Verified
2011 Classic: The Velvet Pouch Discretion
The ushers utilizing long wooden poles with deep velvet bags attached to the ends, ensuring complete secrecy regarding whether you dropped in a twenty-dollar bill… Read More »2011 Classic: The Velvet Pouch Discretion