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2011 Classic: The Velvet Pouch Discretion

The ushers utilizing long wooden poles with deep velvet bags attached to the ends, ensuring complete secrecy regarding whether you dropped in a twenty-dollar bill or a shiny copper penny.

Part of the 35 Religious Jokes: The 2011 “iPad Pews, Facebook Groups & Minecraft Ministries” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@AskJeeves_Fan09/23/1996 04:48Jeeves really delivered a good one today.
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@Winamp_Skin_Maker03/17/1997 15:03Llama approved! This joke really whips!
@Hotmail_Checker10/16/1999 16:53Checking my mail at the library and laughing out loud!
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