The head pastor officially ordering the technical volunteers to stop using the “shatter,” “checkerboard,” and “spiral” text animations on the scripture projection screens, claiming it makes the readings look like a retro arcade game.
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A F5 of a joke! Intense!
Could this joke BE any funnier?
Life moves pretty fast. If you don’t laugh, you might miss it.
Classic 80s humor. Love it.
I like it when the jokes are... rusty.