2024 Archive: The Psychiatrist

“Doctor, I feel like a simulation.” “In 2024, that’s just a standard personality trait.”

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Trust is key when you’re going under the knife.My surgeon told me...read more »

My doctor's AI is meaner than he is. It told me my cholesterol is...read more »

"I collect 2024 Apple Vision Pros. They're so 'Vintage'."Part of ...read more »

I went to a 'Longevity Architect'. He told me my life is a "fixer...read more »

"This might hurt." "My teeth?" "No, the fact that I’m 'Syncing' t...read more »

"Steady as a surgeon’s." "Even with the 'Auto-Correct' enabled?"P...read more »

In 1995, medical humor revolved around the struggle of the "Famil...read more »

He hit my knee. My brain-chip automatically posted a review of th...read more »

"Is there a doctor here?" "I'm a Prompt Engineer!" "Great, tell t...read more »

A clever way to find out who’s really listening at home.A man thi...read more »

"Does this machine scan for 'Digital Corruption'?" "No, just norm...read more »

In 2019, medical humor was all about the "Influencer Doctor." If ...read more »

Waiting months for a five-minute conversation.I finally saw the s...read more »

A revolutionary diet plan recommended by professionals.The doctor...read more »

@Java_Script_Kid11/08/2007 00:49Alert("HA HA HA HA!");

@T9_Texter09/15/2006 08:144-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)

@Web_Master_Flex03/19/1998 19:42I am adding this to my links page right now.

@Frasier_Crane05/26/2007 04:50I am listening... and I am laughing.

@Broadband_Newbie01/28/1998 23:45Is this what 128kbps feels like? Fast jokes!

@Silk_Road_Ghost02/27/2011 10:02Trading jokes in the shadows.

@Diva_Plavalaguna01/16/2008 11:09The highest note of humor!

@Xanga_Skin_Maker05/10/2003 22:43This joke fits my Xanga theme perfectly.