2016 Classic: The Furniture
She told the bookshelf it was “lacking a clear narrative.” Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2016 “Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip” Edition archive.… Read More »2016 Classic: The Furniture
2016 Legacy: The Digital Photo
She says digital photos are “too convenient.” She misses the days when you had to wait for disappointment to develop. Part of the 61 Mother-in-Law… Read More »2016 Legacy: The Digital Photo
2016 Archive: The Butter
I’m “spreading” the lures. Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically Verified
2016 Archive: Stranger Things (Debut)
Why were there so many kids in pink dresses with blonde wigs and boxes of Eggo waffles? Because Eleven was the breakout star of the… Read More »2016 Archive: Stranger Things (Debut)
2016 Archive: The Mechanical Pencil Graphite Black Market
The underground classroom economy where trading a single stick of 0.5mm lead could buy you a full bag of potato chips. Part of the 35… Read More »2016 Archive: The Mechanical Pencil Graphite Black Market
2014 Classic: The Big Hero 6 Fist-Bump
“Balalalala.” Baymax is the only healthcare provider I trust in 2014. Part of the 72 Observational One-Liners: The 2014 Viral Freeze archive. Historically Verified
2014 Archive: The FKA Twigs “LP1”
Why the weird aesthetic? For the artist who made R&B sound like it was being broadcast from a glitchy spaceship in a neon forest. Part… Read More »2014 Archive: The FKA Twigs “LP1”
2014 Archive: The Weird Al Yankovic Performance
Why did he sing theme song parodies? To remind us that Mad Men and Homeland actually need lyrics so we know what’s going on in… Read More »2014 Archive: The Weird Al Yankovic Performance
2014 Vintage: The Honey
I’m “stuck” on this level of 2048. Part of the 111 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Ice Bucket & Interstellar Edition (2014) archive. Historically Verified
2014 Legacy: The Sochi Winter Olympics
Why was the fifth Olympic ring missing? Because the opening ceremony had a glitch, but Russia made up for it by spending $50 billion to… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Sochi Winter Olympics