Why was the fifth Olympic ring missing? Because the opening ceremony had a glitch, but Russia made up for it by spending $50 billion to prove that you can build a winter wonderland in a subtropical beach resort.
Part of the 46 Sports Jokes: The 2014 “Brazil’s Heartbreak & The German Machine” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Sports Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Steph Curry "Sunset" Years
Why was he still shooting? Because his range has expanded so much...read more »
51 Sports Jokes: The 2022 “Messi’s World & The Great Farewell” Edition
In 2022, the sports world completed its most dramatic script yet....read more »
44 Sports Jokes: The 1998 “MJ’s Last Dance & The Home Run Chase” Edition
In 1998, sports were epic, controversial, and completely obsessed...read more »
The Referee Vision
A perspective from the most hated man on the field.I asked the re...read more »
50 Sports Jokes: The 2000 “Sydney Glow & Shaq’s Dominance” Edition
In 2000, we survived the Y2K bug only to realize that the real "b...read more »
45 Sports Jokes: The 1995 “I’m Back & Space Jam” Edition
In 1995, sports were physical, loud, and full of comebacks. MJ tr...read more »
2025 Classic: The Kylian Mbappé "Madrid" Second Year
Why was he finally comfortable? Because he stopped looking for th...read more »
2025 Legacy: The "Draft" Lottery Drama
Why was everyone watching a ping-pong ball? Because in 2025, one ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The NFL in London & Madrid
Why was the league so "International"? Because Roger Goodell deci...read more »
53 Sports Jokes: The 2012 “London’s Burning & LeBron’s Ring” Edition
In 2012, the world didn’t end (sorry, Mayans), but the jokes abou...read more »
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The Swimming Pool
Diving deep into the world of aquatic humor.Why don’t swimmers ev...read more »
2025 Classic: The Ryder Cup Captaincy
Why was Tiger Woods saying "No"? Because he realized that being a...read more »
54 Sports Jokes: The 1999 “Triple Crowns & Millennium Fever” Edition
In 1999, the sports world was sprinting toward the new millennium...read more »
2025 Vintage: The "Lamine Yamal" 18th Birthday
Why did he get a car? Because he was finally old enough to drive ...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
There is no spoon, but there is definitely a laugh here.
Tell me what you want, what you really really want... more jokes!
Are you not entertained? Because I am!
Our first rule: Laugh at everything.
Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
My internet is too fast to appreciate the loading bar. LOL.
Missing plugin? No, just missing more jokes!
Not sure if joke is funny... or just very funny.