2019 Classic: The Bird Scooter Suit
Why did the lawyer sue the electric scooter? For “reckless placement in his billable path.” Part of the 48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2019 “Streaming Wars… Read More »2019 Classic: The Bird Scooter Suit
2019 Vintage: Post Malone (Hollywood’s Bleeding)
Why was he “Circles”-ing? Because in 2019, he realized that he could make a sad song sound like a sunset and we’d all play it… Read More »2019 Vintage: Post Malone (Hollywood’s Bleeding)
2018 Classic: The Black Panther Premiere
Why did it resonate? Because everyone was looking for a “Hidden Kingdom” where the politicians actually worked together and had cool gadgets. Part of the… Read More »2018 Classic: The Black Panther Premiere
2018 Archive: A Star Is Born
Why was Mom screaming in the driveway? She wasn’t locked out; she was just trying to hit the “Haaaa-ah-ah-ah, haaa-ah-ak-ah” note from Shallow before coming inside. Part… Read More »2018 Archive: A Star Is Born
2018 Archive: The PowerPoint Transition Ban
The head pastor officially ordering the technical volunteers to stop using the “shatter,” “checkerboard,” and “spiral” text animations on the scripture projection screens, claiming it… Read More »2018 Archive: The PowerPoint Transition Ban
2018 Archive: The Tide Pod Panic
Why did the science teacher look so incredibly stressed during the chemistry lab safety lecture? Because internet memes had convinced half the freshman class to… Read More »2018 Archive: The Tide Pod Panic
2017 Vintage: The Alarm Clock
She says my alarm clock is “brave” for thinking I’ll get out of bed on the first ring. Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The… Read More »2017 Vintage: The Alarm Clock
2017 Archive: The Cuphead Player
One, but it’s a “Wallop!” and they die 50 times before screwing it in. Part of the 61 Light Bulb Jokes: 2017 – The Fidget… Read More »2017 Archive: The Cuphead Player
2017 Vintage: The E-mail Priority
She’s started using “High Importance” flags for things like “Running out of Earl Grey.” Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner &… Read More »2017 Vintage: The E-mail Priority
2017 Legacy: The Cloud Storage Scare
The church secretary spent an entire afternoon screaming at the office computer because she couldn’t understand how the parish directory file “vanished into the cloud”… Read More »2017 Legacy: The Cloud Storage Scare