One, but it’s a “Wallop!” and they die 50 times before screwing it in.
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I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
4-2-4-2-2! (H-A-H-A-A)
My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
Totally gnarly humor, dude!
Oops, I laughed again!
Simply posh humor. I love it.
That still only counts as one laugh!
Leave this joke alone! It’s perfect!
A picture is worth a thousand words, but a joke is worth a thousand laughs.
I facepalmed and then I laughed.