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2017 Vintage: The Alarm Clock

 She says my alarm clock is “brave” for thinking I’ll get out of bed on the first ring.

Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2017 “Fidget Spinner & Bitcoin Peak” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Mother-in-Law Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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The Babysitting Offer
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In 1996, the world was dancing the Macarena, the movie Indep...read more »
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Discman_Skipper02/06/2003 01:19Laughed so hard my CD skipped.
@Fresh_Prince_9004/15/2008 16:09In West Philadelphia born and raised, laughing at jokes...
@Matrix_Rebel05/03/1998 05:06I chose the red pill and I ended up here. No regrets.
@Napster_Search09/21/2013 20:48Found: Hilarious_Joke_1999.txt
@Firewall_Wizard09/16/1999 10:16Letting this joke through the port.
@Snatch_Mickey07/30/2007 14:19Do ya like dags? And jokes?
@Ghostbusters_V07/07/1996 19:41Who you gonna call? Joke-busters!
@WordPress_Fan_0304/04/2012 16:22The best thing since version 1.0!
@Mobile_Web_0101/02/1996 06:41Reading this on my Blackberry. Sharp!

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