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2019 Vintage: Post Malone (Hollywood’s Bleeding)

 Why was he “Circles”-ing? Because in 2019, he realized that he could make a sad song sound like a sunset and we’d all play it on repeat forever.

Part of the 37 Celebrity Jokes: The 2019 “Endgame & Baby Yoda” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Celebrity Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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2024 Classic: The Paris Olympics (Yusuf Dikeç)
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35 Celebrity Jokes: The 2002 “Sk8er Bois & Berry Phones” Edition
In 2002, the world was spinning faster than a Kelly Clarkson high...read more »
The Super Bowl Coverage
The "Nipplegate" incident at the Super Bowl was the first major v...read more »
2024 Classic: Furiosa
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2025 Legacy: Katy Perry & Justin Trudeau
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2024 Vintage: JoJo Siwa (Karma)
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2025 Classic: The Diddy Verdict
 Why was 2025 the "year of accountability"? Because the legal sys...read more »
2025 Archive: Happy Gilmore 2
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Iron_Man_Tony04/20/2001 15:41I am Iron Man... and I am laughing.
@StoneCold_31610/15/2002 02:38And thats the bottom line, cause this joke said so!
@Grunge_Lord_9412/09/1998 20:54I’m so happy because today I found a funny joke.
@Rugrats_Tommy05/10/2000 15:39A baby’s gotta do what a baby’s gotta do. Laugh!
@Better_Off_Dead07/30/2003 20:01I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
@Goldmember_I_L07/22/2000 12:26I love gold! And I love this joke!
@Champ_Kind_Wham04/15/2009 20:14WHAMMY! That’s a good one!
@Mocking_Sponge08/05/2002 16:01mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.
@Influencer_9901/27/2013 21:16My followers need to see this!

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