She’s started using “High Importance” flags for things like “Running out of Earl Grey.”
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🔥 Top 10: The Mother-in-Law Joke Archive: 1995–2025 Archive
1. 2010 Classic: The Postcard
She sent a postcard from a desert island. It said: "Peace at last. But the sand is too sandy."Pa... read more »
She sent a postcard from a desert island. It said: "Peace at last. But the sand is too sandy."Pa... read more »
2. 2005 Vintage: The Cleaning
She brought a UV light to the guest room. She said she’s looking for "traces of effort."Part of ... read more »
She brought a UV light to the guest room. She said she’s looking for "traces of effort."Part of ... read more »
3. 2002 Classic: The Spider-Sense
My mother-in-law has a "Spider-Sense." She can feel from three towns away if I’ve sat down on th... read more »
My mother-in-law has a "Spider-Sense." She can feel from three towns away if I’ve sat down on th... read more »
4. 2019 Classic: The Cake
She baked a cake so hard I’m using it as a base for the new garden shed.Part of the 62 Mother-in... read more »
She baked a cake so hard I’m using it as a base for the new garden shed.Part of the 62 Mother-in... read more »
5. 2022 Classic: The Pizza
She told the pizza guy his shoes were "a cry for help."Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2... read more »
She told the pizza guy his shoes were "a cry for help."Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2... read more »
6. 2020 Classic: The Furniture
She told the bookshelf it was "lacking a clear narrative."Part of the 65 Mother-in-Law Jokes: Th... read more »
She told the bookshelf it was "lacking a clear narrative."Part of the 65 Mother-in-Law Jokes: Th... read more »
7. My mother-in-law has come round to…
My mother-in-law has come round to our house at Christmas seven years running. This year we’re ha... read more »
My mother-in-law has come round to our house at Christmas seven years running. This year we’re ha... read more »
8. 2023 Classic: The Cleaning
She brought a digital scanner to the guest room to check for "dust particles with a bad attitude... read more »
She brought a digital scanner to the guest room to check for "dust particles with a bad attitude... read more »
9. 2017 Legacy: The Animoji
She sent me an Animoji of a pile of poop. No message, just the Animoji. I’m pretty sure it was a... read more »
She sent me an Animoji of a pile of poop. No message, just the Animoji. I’m pretty sure it was a... read more »
10. 2013 Vintage: The Alarm Clock
She says my alarm clock is "brave" for thinking I’ll get out of bed on the first ring.Part of th... read more »
She says my alarm clock is "brave" for thinking I’ll get out of bed on the first ring.Part of th... read more »
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[2002-11-23 ARCHIVE_LOG]Pizza_Pizza_99: Ordered a pizza and read this. Best night ever.
[2013-10-19 ARCHIVE_LOG]Sum41_Skater: In too deep with this humor. Hilarious!
[2004-10-12 ARCHIVE_LOG]Talladega_N_R: If you ain’t first, you’re last! (At laughing).
[2000-09-23 ARCHIVE_LOG]Midi_Background: Can you hear the MIDI music playing? I can!
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