1998 Legacy: The Velvet Pole Extension
The ushers utilizing ten-foot wooden poles with deep velvet bags attached to the ends, ensuring absolute secrecy regarding who dropped a crisp bill or just… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Velvet Pole Extension
1997 Legacy: The Chumbawamba
A guy gets knocked down by a strong drink. He gets up again. The bartender says, “You’re never gonna keep him down.” Part of the… Read More »1997 Legacy: The Chumbawamba
1996 Classic: Duke Nukem 3D
Why was the older brother acting so tough? Because he spent the morning “kicking ass and chewing gum,” and the kitchen just ran out of… Read More »1996 Classic: Duke Nukem 3D
1996 Archive: The Chess Player
One, but it takes them 40 minutes to decide on the first move. Part of the 50 Light Bulb Jokes: The 1996 Retro Edition archive.… Read More »1996 Archive: The Chess Player
1996 Vintage: Nintendo 64
Why did 1996 produce the loudest Christmas morning in history? Because when kids saw that “N” under the wrapping paper, they screamed so loud they… Read More »1996 Vintage: Nintendo 64
1995 Legacy: The Toy Story Panic
Why were voice actors suddenly terrified? Because Tom Hanks and Tim Allen proved that a plastic cowboy and a space ranger had more chemistry than… Read More »1995 Legacy: The Toy Story Panic
1995 Vintage: The Russian Navy’s Decay
Why were the subs rusting? Because in 1995, the Russian sailors were getting paid in “Experience” and “Patriotism” instead of rubles. Part of the 36… Read More »1995 Vintage: The Russian Navy’s Decay