1995 Vintage: The Russian Navy’s Decay

Why were the subs rusting? Because in 1995, the Russian sailors were getting paid in “Experience” and “Patriotism” instead of rubles.

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@Pokemon_Blue01/30/2011 15:42Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!

@Nsync_Justin11/12/1998 22:19Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!

@Butthead_Uhhh04/22/1998 21:24Uhhh... that was cool. Huh huh huh.

@Uncle_Rico_9812/10/2013 11:24I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.

@Trololo_Man_7004/05/2001 14:32Ah-ha-ha-ha-ha! Ho-ho-ho-ho-ho!

@One_Does_Not_S10/13/2001 11:13One does not simply read one joke.