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1998 Legacy: The Velvet Pole Extension

The ushers utilizing ten-foot wooden poles with deep velvet bags attached to the ends, ensuring absolute secrecy regarding who dropped a crisp bill or just a handful of loose pocket pennies into the collection.

Part of the 33 Religious Jokes: The 1998 “Y2K Panic, Dial-Up Loading Bars & Beanie Baby Fundraisers” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Pixel_Addict12/22/2000 19:51LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
@Student_Life_0104/01/2005 14:06Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
@Orkut_Member_9903/04/1997 07:38A fan from Brazil! Great humor!
@Hi5_Pro_User08/03/2012 03:18High five for this joke!
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