The ushers utilizing ten-foot wooden poles with deep velvet bags attached to the ends, ensuring absolute secrecy regarding who dropped a crisp bill or just a handful of loose pocket pennies into the collection.
Part of the 33 Religious Jokes: The 1998 “Y2K Panic, Dial-Up Loading Bars & Beanie Baby Fundraisers” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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LOL! My 14-inch CRT monitor just shook from my laughter.
Reading this instead of studying for my finals. No regrets.
A fan from Brazil! Great humor!
High five for this joke!
The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.