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2000 Legacy: The Millennial Retainer

 What is a lawyer’s favorite 2000s song? “Oops!… I Billed It Again.”

Part of the 52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2000 “Dot-Com Crash & Nokia 3310” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Classic: The Coffee Price
 A lawyer sued the $30 "Robot-Pressed" coffee. He argued the robo...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Professional Ego
 A lawyer never uses "Suggested Replies" because he thinks his ow...read more »
The Copper Wire
An invention born from the ultimate tug-of-war over a penny.How w...read more »
The Legal Pad
Yellow paper and the golden dreams of a partner.Why do lawyers we...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Tech Support
 "Can you make my billing software compatible with my conscience?...read more »
46 Lawyer Jokes: The 2001 “Shredders & Shell Companies” Edition
In 2001, the "Dot-com" party was officially over, replaced by the...read more »
50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2008 “Financial Crash & Superhero Liability” Edition
In 2008, the "Smart" world met the "Stupid" economy. Lawyers shif...read more »
The Legal Fee Paradox
Working hard to make sure you have nothing left to lose.I won my ...read more »
50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2014 “Alexa & The Frozen Tundra” Edition
In 2014, the legal world realized that "privacy" was officially a...read more »
47 Lawyer Jokes: The 2016 “Gotta Sue 'Em All” Edition
In 2016, the boundary between reality and digital life vanished. ...read more »

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48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2002 “SOX Compliance & Reality TV” Edition
In 2002, "accountability" became the new buzzword, which ironical...read more »
The Shark Protection
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2025 Legacy: The Lab Rat (25 Edition)
 Scientists used lawyers for a "Simulated Reality" study. The law...read more »
48 Lawyer Jokes: The 2019 “Streaming Wars & Deepfake Debates” Edition
In 2019, "Content was King," but "Contracts were the Crown." It w...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Pokemon_Blue06/03/2007 03:47Caught it! A wild funny joke appeared!
@Married_With_Kids03/22/2015 19:12Better than a day at the shoe store, Al!
@Scream_Ghostface05/14/2011 16:20Do you like funny movies? How about jokes?
@Gnutella_User03/05/2006 21:55Peer-to-peer laughing!
@Confused_Travolta08/03/2001 16:30Where are all the other funny sites? Oh, right here.
@Shoes_Kelly_Fan06/23/2010 06:33OMG! Shoes! OMG! Jokes!

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