2012 Classic: The Carrot

I’m “rooting” for the human race.

🔥 Top 10: The Punny One-Liner Archive (1995-2025)

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@CoolSkater9812/05/2006 00:02Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.

@Finding_Nemo_Dory02/23/2011 04:33Just keep laughing, just keep laughing.

@Trinity_Matrix08/30/2014 09:09Dodge this... (a bad joke). HA!

@Offspring_Guy01/23/2002 16:41The kids aren’t alright, they’re laughing too hard.

@Metacrawler_X02/18/2004 08:20Searching multiple sites for jokes... found the best one here.