2004 Archive: The OutKast

“Roses really smell like poo-poo-oo.” The bartender says, “Sir, that’s the bathroom you’re describing.”

🔥 Top 10: The Bar Joke Archive: 1995–2025

Science meets the social scene in this high-IQ hit.A neutron walk...read more »

In 2006, the bar conversation became shorter—exactly 140 characte...read more »

"Do you have a charger?" "For your phone, your car, your arm, or...read more »

When you bring your own lunch to the party.A sandwich walks into ...read more »

A light-hearted hit that really floats.Helium walks into a bar an...read more »

Two guys get into a 4-hour argument about "Not Like Us." The bar...read more »

In 2021, the bar scene was a mix of "Welcome Back" parties and "D...read more »

"This mint was grown three feet from your head."Part of the 30 B...read more »

Grammar humor for the more sophisticated drinker.The past, presen...read more »

A guy asks for the "Analog Whiskey." The bartender hands him a g...read more »

"Next year is 2026! I hear they're finally going to release a ph...read more »

In 2023, the bar was the ultimate cultural crossroads. You had gr...read more »

Why fungi are always the life of the party.A mushroom walks into ...read more »

A lesson in why punctuation matters in nature.A panda walks into ...read more »

@Lord_Of_The_Rings02/06/2015 18:03One joke to rule them all!

@Seinfeld_Fan_Club09/28/2011 02:01A joke about nothing? Love it!

@Hercules_Xena10/03/2003 11:58By the gods, this is a funny one!

@Optical_Mouse_9908/03/2008 09:59I don’t even need a mousepad to click on this joke.

@Big_Snatch_Boris09/17/2014 00:39Heavy is good. Heavy is funny.

@Hide_The_Pain_H05/19/2010 10:14I’m smiling on the outside... and laughing inside.