Why did the dad refuse to download the new photo app? Because he’s been “being real” (and tired) since 1990.
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Totally radical! Sending this to my buddy on AIM.
This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
I downloaded this joke in under a minute!
Deadly funny! Watch out!
... (Laughter in silence).
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