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2001 Vintage: The Cellular Holster Protocol

Securing a heavy, plastic-cased mobile telephone into a rugged leather pouch attached to a braided belt, positioned exactly next to a hard plastic container of prescription pills.

Part of the 36 Senior & Aging Jokes: The 2001 “Windows XP, iPod Confusion & Early Bird Bingo” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Sidekick_User10/24/2003 18:38Just flipped my phone open to show my friends!
@Silicon_Valley_Fan06/21/1997 09:26This joke is worth a billion dollar valuation.
@Netscape_Now_B06/11/1998 00:19I clicked the button and it brought me here!
@Cyber_Cafe_Regular02/09/2010 12:03I’m paying 2 bucks an hour just to read these. Money well spent!
@Frag_Master_9906/06/2000 20:43Stop camping and tell more jokes! LOL!
@Shut_Up_Money09/17/1997 20:02Shut up and take my laughter!
@Net_Neutrality10/04/1997 18:05Equality for all jokes!

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