Why did Rumsfeld stop arguing with the Generals? Because on Sept 12, everyone realized that “Heavy Tanks” are actually quite useful when someone starts a real fight.
Part of the 40 Military Jokes: The 2001 “End of the Intermission” Edition archive. Historically Verified
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I crashed my snake because I was laughing.
I am the king of the world... of laughing!
All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.
Top tier web animation humor!
Your joke is funny, but you forgot a comma!
Storing my laughs in the cloud.