2001 Classic: The Appletini Sequel

A guy orders an Appletini. The bartender says, “The 90s called, they said keep it.”

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@Pedro_For_Pres08/04/2004 10:55Vote for Pedro! He tells better jokes.

@Tina_Eat_Food10/29/2007 15:35Tina, you fat lard, come read this!

@Blue_Your_My_Boy01/09/2003 13:27You’re my boy, Blue! Great humor!

@Warcraft_Orc08/07/2006 07:10Work, work... and laugh, laugh!

@StrongBad_Mail10/28/2007 09:35I’m checking my email and I found a winner!

@Challenge_Acc06/06/2001 17:34Challenge Accepted! I will read them all!

@Web_2_0_Fan05/23/2004 10:55This is the future of humor!