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Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? So she wouldn’t wake up the sleeping pills.

🔥 Top 10: The Blonde Joke Archive: 1995–2025

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63 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2002 Web Edition
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What s the...
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A blonde was asked if she...
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A blonde kept a picture of...
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A blonde went to buy a...
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50 Classic Blonde Jokes: The 2000 Millennium Edition
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Java_Script_Kid08/03/2014 10:33Alert("HA HA HA HA!");
@Myspace_Tom10/31/2010 16:08I’m your first friend and I approve this joke!
@Floppy_Drive_Buzz08/11/2006 04:33The sound of my drive reading this is music to my ears.
@Britney_Spears_Fan11/08/2008 04:33Oops, I laughed again!
@Emule_Donkey09/15/2002 19:58Waiting in the queue was worth it.
@Korben_Dallas_Tax11/26/1999 20:50I only speak two languages: English and Bad Jokes.
@Believe_It_Or_N03/29/2005 23:46I choose to believe it’s funny.

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