2020 Legacy: The Cargo
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo “vroom vroom”, but it’s been parked in the driveway for weeks! Part of… Read More »2020 Legacy: The Cargo
2020 Vintage: The Nagorno-Karabakh War
Why did 2020 scare the “Tank” Generals? Because Azerbaijan proved that a bunch of cheap Turkish drony (drones) can destroy an entire generation of armored… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Nagorno-Karabakh War
2020 Vintage: The E-mail Priority
She’s started using “Urgent: Quarantine Protocol” as the subject line for her recipes for kale salad. Part of the 65 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2020 “Quarantine… Read More »2020 Vintage: The E-mail Priority
2019 Archive: The Toy Story 4 Fork
A sentient piece of trash named “Forky” just had an existential crisis. He is the most relatable character of 2019. Part of the 70 Observational… Read More »2019 Archive: The Toy Story 4 Fork
2019 Classic: The “World Record Egg”
Why was there a photo of an egg on the “Employee of the Month” board? Because an egg got more likes than the CEO, and… Read More »2019 Classic: The “World Record Egg”
2018 Archive: The Meme
Why did the blonde try to print out a picture of a cat? She heard “memes” were the new currency and wanted to start a… Read More »2018 Archive: The Meme
2017 Vintage: The “Havana” Camila
Half of her heart is in Havana, and the other half is currently stuck in my head. Un-na-na. Part of the 66 Observational One-Liners: The… Read More »2017 Vintage: The “Havana” Camila
2017 Vintage: The IT Part 2
“We all float down here!” “I’m just trying to fix the sink, please stop quoting the clown.” Part of the 54 Adult Jokes: The 2017 “Luxury… Read More »2017 Vintage: The IT Part 2
2017 Archive: The Beauty and the Beast Yellow
Why Emma Watson? For a remake that proved people will pay $1 billion to see a talking clock and a candlestick sing, as long as… Read More »2017 Archive: The Beauty and the Beast Yellow
2017 Archive: The Battery
I’m “positive” my Switch won’t last the flight. Part of the 117 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Fidget Spinner & Switch Edition (2017) archive. Historically Verified