2016 Archive: The “Ken Bone” Era
Why was the guy in the red sweater so famous? Because for 15 minutes during a debate, he was the most wholesome person on the… Read More »2016 Archive: The “Ken Bone” Era
2016 Legacy: The Paper
I’m “writing” my own Poke-journal. Part of the 130 Classic Punny One-Liners: The Pokémon GO & Bottle Flip Edition (2016) archive. Historically Verified
2015 Classic: The Diet 2
“I’m eating ‘Whole 30’.” “So you’re just hungry and mean for a month?” “Exactly.” Part of the 55 Doctor Jokes: The 2015 “Apple Watch &… Read More »2015 Classic: The Diet 2
2015 Archive: The Graduation
What do you call a lawyer who specialized in “Hoverboard Liability”? “Extremely busy until the recall, then extremely rich.” Part of the 44 Lawyer Jokes:… Read More »2015 Archive: The Graduation
2015 Archive: Best Country Solo Performance
Why “Something in the Water”? Because Carrie Underwood’s voice is still the most powerful natural resource in Tennessee. Part of the 39 Grammy Jokes: The… Read More »2015 Archive: Best Country Solo Performance
2015 Vintage: Outstanding Lead Actor (Drama)
Why Jon Hamm? Because the world would have rioted if Don Draper had walked away with nothing but a glass of scotch. Part of the… Read More »2015 Vintage: Outstanding Lead Actor (Drama)
2014 Vintage: The ALS Ice Bucket Challenge (Part 2)
Why was the laundry room so full? Because every single person in the family had three sets of wet clothes from “doing the challenge.” Part… Read More »2014 Vintage: The ALS Ice Bucket Challenge (Part 2)
2014 Archive: The Wii Sports Senior Tournament
The senior ministry hosting a virtual bowling and tennis championship in the fellowship hall, which ends abruptly when an elderly lady accidentally throws the wireless… Read More »2014 Archive: The Wii Sports Senior Tournament
2014 Legacy: The Dad Bod
The internet said the “Dad Bod” is in. I told my wife I’m finally a trendsetter. She said, “You’re not a trendsetter, Greg; you’re just… Read More »2014 Legacy: The Dad Bod
2014 Vintage: The Jim Parsons Speech
Why was it so short? Because by the fourth trophy, you really run out of people you haven’t already thanked. Part of the 40 Emmy… Read More »2014 Vintage: The Jim Parsons Speech