2009 Vintage: The Heavy Textbook Strain
Carrying three separate six-pound hardcover manuals because the school board refused to invest in any form of digital reading material. Part of the 35 School… Read More »2009 Vintage: The Heavy Textbook Strain
2009 Legacy: The Power Move
Why did the lawyer have three different smartphones? One for work, one for “disruption,” and one for “emergency exit strategies.” Part of the 47 Lawyer… Read More »2009 Legacy: The Power Move
2008 Archive: The Hercules and Love Affair “Blind”
Why Antony Hegarty? For the disco-revival track that became the ultimate anthem for the fashion world in 2008. Part of the 42 Musician & Rock… Read More »2008 Archive: The Hercules and Love Affair “Blind”
2007 Classic: The Steve Carell “The Office” Sadness
Why another loss? Because Michael Scott losing at the Emmys is just another Tuesday in Scranton. Part of the 41 Emmy Awards Jokes: The 2007… Read More »2007 Classic: The Steve Carell “The Office” Sadness
2007 Legacy: The Crank That (Soulja Boy) Dance
I’ve spent three hours trying to “Superman that ho” in my living room, and the only thing I’ve accomplished is knocking over a floor lamp.… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Crank That (Soulja Boy) Dance
2007 Legacy: The Anxiety
“I’m worried about 2008.” “Why? 2007 is already hard enough.” Part of the 71 Doctor Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & WebMD Anxiety” Edition archive.… Read More »2007 Legacy: The Anxiety
2006 Vintage: The Cursor
I’m “pointing” out the obvious trends. Part of the 162 Classic Punny One-Liners: The “You” & Twttr Edition (2006) archive. Historically Verified
2006 Classic: The Decaf Coffee Verification
Eyeing the restaurant waiter with extreme intensity to ensure the hot water was poured exclusively from the orange-rimmed pot and not the regular caffeinated one.… Read More »2006 Classic: The Decaf Coffee Verification
2006 Vintage: The Justin Timberlake “SexyBack”
“I’m bringing sexy back.” “The ‘Sexy’ you’re talking about has been missing since 1994. Good luck finding the receipt.” Part of the 50 Adult Jokes: The… Read More »2006 Vintage: The Justin Timberlake “SexyBack”
2006 Classic: The Carolina Hurricanes Stanley Cup
Why did they like the ice in the South? Because the Hurricanes won the Cup, proving that hockey works just fine in a place where… Read More »2006 Classic: The Carolina Hurricanes Stanley Cup