I’ve spent three hours trying to “Superman that ho” in my living room, and the only thing I’ve accomplished is knocking over a floor lamp.
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Anyone else reading this in the middle of the night? LOL!
Welcome to the space jam of jokes! 10/10.
Internet is like a box of chocolates...
They call me MISTER PIG! And I like this joke!
I’m watching you... read this joke!
Total pwnage! This joke just owned me.
HI EVERYONE! THIS IS FUNNY!
Is this a secret message? No, just a joke!
No way! That’s too much!