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2000 Archive: The Ear Exam 2

“I can’t hear out of my left ear.” “That’s where you hold your cell phone, isn’t it?”

Part of the 58 Doctor Jokes: The 2000 “Surviving Y2K & The Genomic Revolution” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Buffy_Fan9710/23/2009 10:38Slaying the competition with these jokes.
@ICQ_Classic08/12/1998 19:13That "Uh-oh!" sound is actually me laughing!
@Doom_Marines06/02/2002 06:19Rip and tear... the floor from laughing!
@Fresh_Prince_Will08/01/2006 21:32Chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool and laughing.
@MP3_Encoder12/18/1997 02:14128kbps of pure comedy gold.
@Firewall_Wizard10/25/2009 06:04Letting this joke through the port.
@LiveJournal_Deep10/28/2010 04:36Mood: Amused. Music: 90s Pop.
@Hi5_Pro_User05/19/2003 16:15High five for this joke!
@Charlie_Unicorn08/24/2004 11:48We’re going to Candy Mountain... to laugh!

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