2005 Archive: The Waiting Room
I’ve been here so long I’ve actually finished my medical degree by reading the magazines. Part of the 62 Doctor Jokes: The 2005 “YouTube Launch… Read More »2005 Archive: The Waiting Room
2003 Legacy: The Luke
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through the peephole, it’s me! Part of the 37 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The… Read More »2003 Legacy: The Luke
2002 Classic: The Bourne Identity Premiere
Why did the CIA hate the movie? Because it made “Memory Loss” look like a superpower instead of a standard response during a deposition. Part… Read More »2002 Classic: The Bourne Identity Premiere
2001 Legacy: The Lifehouse “Hanging by a Moment” Irony
Why #1? Because it was the most played song of 2001, even though everyone kept forgetting which band actually sang it. Part of the 38… Read More »2001 Legacy: The Lifehouse “Hanging by a Moment” Irony
2001 Legacy: Macy Gray’s Voice
Why did she win Best Female Pop Vocal? Because she sounds like a cartoon character who’s been smoking 40 a day, and in 2001, that… Read More »2001 Legacy: Macy Gray’s Voice
2001 Classic: The “Lady Marmalade” Remake
Why was the 4th so “Voulez-vous coucher avec moi”? Because Christina, Pink, Mya, and Lil’ Kim created a song so catchy it made Grandma feel… Read More »2001 Classic: The “Lady Marmalade” Remake
2000 Archive: The Ear Exam 2
“I can’t hear out of my left ear.” “That’s where you hold your cell phone, isn’t it?” Part of the 58 Doctor Jokes: The 2000… Read More »2000 Archive: The Ear Exam 2
1999 Classic: The Chain Wallet Clank
The heavy metallic sound of a silver chain hitting the plastic school chair every time a teenager adjusted his posture. Part of the 41 School… Read More »1999 Classic: The Chain Wallet Clank
1998 Vintage: The Late Return
“Bill, where were you?” “I was at a ‘strategy session’.” “In the dark? With an intern?” “It was a ‘shadow cabinet’ meeting, Hillary!” Part of… Read More »1998 Vintage: The Late Return
1998 Legacy: The Blade Coolness
Wesley Snipes made wearing a leather trench coat in a nightclub look cool, but when I do it, people just ask if I’m there to… Read More »1998 Legacy: The Blade Coolness