Why did the lawyer have three different smartphones? One for work, one for “disruption,” and one for “emergency exit strategies.”
Part of the 47 Lawyer Jokes: The 2009 “Uber Disruption & App Store Anarchy” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Lawyer Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Archive: The ChatGPT-6 Hallucination
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The 10% Rule
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2025 Archive: The Inheritance
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52 Lawyer Jokes: The 2020 “Zoom Court & Force Majeure” Edition
In 2020, the legal world went remote. It was the year of the "Vir...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Technicality
A lawyer sued the concept of "Real Time." He argued that "Billab...read more »
50 Lawyer Jokes: The 2025 “Silicon Souls & Billable Sentience” Edition
In 2025, "I think, therefore I bill" became the industry's offici...read more »
2025 Archive: The Smart Contract Breach
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2025 Archive: The Graduation
A lawyer who graduated in 2025 is "someone who knows how to blam...read more »
51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2022 “ChatGPT & Blue Checkmark” Edition
In 2022, "Artificial Intelligence" became "Legal Assistance." It ...read more »
The Witness Stand
A masterclass in asking the right questions at the wrong time."Is...read more »
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2025 Classic: The Retainer Fee
He called it a "Quantum Retainer"—the money exists and doesn't e...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Power Move
A lawyer walked into court with a legal pad, just to intimidate ...read more »
51 Lawyer Jokes: The 2011 “Siri & The Patent Wars” Edition
In 2011, the legal world realized that everything you say can and...read more »
2025 Classic: The Universal Basic Income Suit
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Totally buggin’! This is hilarious.
My processor can barely handle this much humor!
Trading jokes in the shadows.
Do you like Huey Lewis and the News? And jokes?
Multipass! For the comedy club!
Are you ready?! (For this joke).
Please let this be a normal field trip... NO! Laughs!
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Just stopping by to say: COOL SITE!
This site is very exciting!