2005 Archive: The Waiting Room

I’ve been here so long I’ve actually finished my medical degree by reading the magazines.

🔥 Top 10: The Doctor Joke Archive: 1995–2025

"You have a cavity." "Can I pay in 'Mind-Coins'?" "No."Part of th...read more »

The hidden costs of waking up after a long nap.I got a bill for $...read more »

A medical breakthrough that comes with a small side effect."Docto...read more »

My surgeon operated on me from a beach in Bali using a VR headset...read more »

In 2002, medical humor was caught between the old-school bedside ...read more »

"Your bones are 100% organic. That’s very rare in 2025."Part of t...read more »

When the symptoms are staring you right in the face.The patient s...read more »

In 2003, medical humor was dominated by the irony of living in a ...read more »

"I can't hear anything." "That’s because you have 'Selective Neur...read more »

"Does this machine scan for 'Digital Corruption'?" "No, just norm...read more »

Seeing things clearly for the first time in years.I went to the e...read more »

I asked if they cover 'Neural-Glitches'. They said, "Only if you ...read more »

"You're all set. See you in the next 'Firmware Update'!"Part of t...read more »

I went to a 'Longevity Architect'. He told me my life is a "fixer...read more »

@Napster_User_9908/16/2015 06:06Waiting for the MP3 but reading the jokes.

@Blade_Runner_201906/03/2010 07:09All those laughs will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

@Borat_Very_Nice10/30/2005 09:20Very nice! Great success!

@YouTube_Beta_User09/04/2013 13:05I’m uploading a video of me laughing at this!

@Keep_Calm_Fan08/23/2012 00:57Keep Calm and Read More Jokes.