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2002 Classic: The Bourne Identity Premiere

Why did the CIA hate the movie? Because it made “Memory Loss” look like a superpower instead of a standard response during a deposition.

Part of the 34 Presidential Jokes: The 2002 “Axis of Evil & TSA Pat-Downs” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Java_Script_Kid08/22/2003 03:33Alert("HA HA HA HA!");
@Quake_Fragger05/30/2014 14:47M-M-M-MONSTER JOKE!
@Nsync_Justin08/30/2011 20:57Bye bye bye... to my bad mood!
@Terminator_2_Fan12/06/2012 11:06Hasta la vista, baby! Funny!
@Better_Off_Dead08/08/2005 03:21I want my two dollars! And a laugh!
@Mocking_Sponge10/16/1997 00:28mOcKiNg SpOnGeBoB sAyS tHiS iS fUnNy.
@Flash_Intro_Hater09/13/2011 21:00Finally a site without a 2-minute Flash intro!
@Top_List_Winner10/10/2014 08:43Voted #1 on the Top 100 Jokes site!
@Jackie_Chan_Wut05/31/1998 00:36My mind is blown by how funny this is.

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