2013 Vintage: The The Conjuring Clapping
Why was nobody playing hide and seek? Because the movie made us terrified that if we clapped twice in the dark, something would clap back.… Read More »2013 Vintage: The The Conjuring Clapping
2012 Archive: The Car Trip
We drove to the forest. She said the trees were “too close together.” Part of the 59 Mother-in-Law Jokes: The 2012 “End of the World”… Read More »2012 Archive: The Car Trip
2012 Classic: Ted
Why was a teddy bear drinking beer? Because in 2002, Seth MacFarlane realized that Mark Wahlberg needed a foul-mouthed best friend to help him grow… Read More »2012 Classic: Ted
2012 Legacy: The Lettuce
Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce in, we’re watching The Avengers! Part of the 51 Classic Knock-Knock Jokes: The 2012… Read More »2012 Legacy: The Lettuce
2011 Vintage: The White Russian
A guy says, “The Dude is immortal.” Part of the 54 Bar Jokes: The 2011 “Royal Wedding & Skyrim” Edition archive. Historically Verified
2011 Classic: The Wikipedia Sermon Dispute
The head of the finance committee interrupting a parish council meeting to argue against a historical fact mentioned in the sermon, claiming that an internet… Read More »2011 Classic: The Wikipedia Sermon Dispute
2011 Archive: The Best Supporting Actress
Why did Melissa Leo campaign so hard? Because she knew that in Hollywood, if you don’t tell them you’re great, they might actually listen to… Read More »2011 Archive: The Best Supporting Actress
2010 Classic: The Facebook Check-In Crusade
The youth group leaders creating a custom location tag for the parish, prompting a massive debate among the older trustees who are terrified that checking… Read More »2010 Classic: The Facebook Check-In Crusade
2010 Classic: The Faster
I told her I’m “Dwayne the Rock Johnson.” She said, “You’re more like ‘Dwayne the Pebble’.” Part of the 61 Marriage Jokes: The 2010 “Instagram… Read More »2010 Classic: The Faster
2010 Archive: The Paper Origami Destiny Game
Still using a folded paper fortune teller during afternoon recess to predict if you would marry a pop star or live in a mansion in… Read More »2010 Archive: The Paper Origami Destiny Game