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2012 Classic: Ted

 Why was a teddy bear drinking beer? Because in 2002, Seth MacFarlane realized that Mark Wahlberg needed a foul-mouthed best friend to help him grow up.

Part of the 34 Celebrity Jokes: The 2012 “Gangnam Style & Doomsday” Edition archive. Historically Verified

🔥 Top 10: The Celebrity Joke Archive: 1995–2025

2025 Archive: A Minecraft Movie
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32 Celebrity Jokes: The 2004 “That’s So Fetch” Edition
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40 Celebrity Jokes: The 1996 “Spice Up Your Life” Edition
In 1996, the world was obsessed with "Girl Power," a dancing baby...read more »
2024 Classic: Bridgerton (Season 3)
 Why was everyone looking for a "Wallflower"? Because Penelope an...read more »
2024 Classic: The Paris Olympics (Yusuf Dikeç)
 Why was the Turkish shooter the biggest star of the Olympics? Be...read more »
36 Celebrity Jokes: The 2011 “Royal Weddings & Horcruxes” Edition
In 2011, we said goodbye to a boy wizard, hello to a game of thro...read more »
2025 Classic: The Coldplay "Kiss Cam"
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2024 Vintage: Chappell Roan
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 Why did teachers across the world finally give up in 2025? Becau...read more »
2024 Classic: Celine Dion at the Eiffel Tower
 Why were we all crying? Because in 2024, she returned to the sta...read more »

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 Why did Katy Perry go to space in 2025? Because after years of s...read more »
The Michael Jackson Mystery
Michael Jackson visits an elementary school. He walks into a clas...read more »
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In 2017, the world was spinning—mostly because everyone had a fid...read more »

⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Msdos_Commander04/17/2010 18:49C:>RUN JOKE.EXE... Results: HIGHLY FUNNY.
@Home_Alone_Kevin12/24/2003 23:31Keep the change, ya filthy animal! LOL.
@Net_Addict_200006/10/2001 17:10My parents want the phone line back, but I am busy laughing.
@Palm_Pilot_User03/30/1998 11:51Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
@Firewall_Wizard08/05/2013 08:08Letting this joke through the port.
@Blink_182_Mark08/30/2001 00:31What’s my age again? Too old for this, but I’m laughing!
@Dancing_Baby_9607/30/1999 12:32Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!
@Runescape_Noob08/14/2009 07:30Selling 100 laughs for 10gp!
@Habbo_Hotel_Fan11/18/1996 23:51Great joke! Meet me at the lobby!

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