2012 Legacy: The Lettuce

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Lettuce. / Lettuce who? / Lettuce in, we’re watching The Avengers!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ice cream. / Ice cream who? / Ice...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / 2025. / 2025 who? / 2,025 knocks ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Cargo. / Cargo who? / Cargo "vroo...read more »

In 2017, we were all spinning circles—literally. From the Fidget ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Anita. / Anita who? / Anita new U...read more »

In 2004, the social landscape changed forever. From the launch of...read more »

In 2011, we were all watching the Royal Wedding on our screens an...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Prompt. / Prompt who? / Prompt (P...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through ...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Otto. / Otto who? / Otto know bet...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Ivana. / Ivana who? / Ivana go to...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Europe. / Europe who? / No, Europe...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Open. / Open who? / Open the door...read more »

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Noah. / Noah who? / Noah way you'...read more »

@MIRC_Operator02/03/1997 01:54/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.

@Better_Off_Dead02/28/2003 22:14I want my two dollars! And a laugh!

@Hansel_So_Hot05/18/1995 22:49That Hansel... he’s so hot right now. Just like this joke.

@Dancing_Baby_9608/02/1996 05:55Ooga-Chaka Ooga-Ooga! Still dancing and laughing!

@Opera_User_9909/07/1996 12:12Still the fastest browser for the fastest jokes.

@Wall_Post_Hero10/09/2015 07:46Posting this to my own wall right now!