The youth group leaders creating a custom location tag for the parish, prompting a massive debate among the older trustees who are terrified that checking in online will reveal their exact attendance habits to secular internet trackers.
Part of the 41 Religious Jokes: The 2010 “iPad Debut, Facebook Check-Ins & Angry Birds Lock-Ins” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Instant Decaf Cauldron
The senior ladies of the altar guild meeting on a video call, eac...read more »
38 Religious Jokes: The 2020 “Livestream Services, Muted Microphones & Drive-In Fellowship” Edition
In 2020, church life experienced an unprecedented, rapid shift as...read more »
37 Religious Jokes: The 2024 “Smart Sanctuary, AI Bulletins & Group Chat Fellowships” Edition
In 2024, church life was fully integrated with artificial intelli...read more »
2025 Vintage: The Group Chat Notification Flood
A deacon's phone vibrating continuously seventy times during the ...read more »
38 Religious Jokes: The 2004 “Camera Phones, iPod Syncing & Fellowship Myspace” Edition
In 2004, church life was rapidly moving away from old analog form...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Hybrid Zoom Audio Feedback
The building maintenance committee meeting held in a hybrid forma...read more »
2025 Classic: The Puffy Jacket Pew Wedge
A teenager wearing an oversized, swishing nylon winter jacket get...read more »
2025 Archive: The Cordless Lapel Intercept
A profound moment of silent adoration in the sanctuary being comp...read more »
2024 Legacy: The Matching Shirt Directory
A family trying to take their own photo for the new online parish...read more »
2024 Legacy: The 4K Wireless Casting Nightmare
The Sunday School teacher spending half the class trying to wirel...read more »
😜 More from category: The Religious Joke Archive: 1995–2025
35 Religious Jokes: The 2011 “iPad Pews, Facebook Groups & Minecraft Ministries” Edition
In 2011, church life was transitioning fully into the cloud era w...read more »
2024 Archive: The Smart Thermostat App War
The head of the trustee board tracking the chapel heating bill fr...read more »
2024 Vintage: The Self-Centering Altar Camera
A modern webcam with a motion-tracking sensor installed in the ch...read more »
2025 Legacy: The Cloud Storage Scare
The parish clerk falling into a panic because she cannot understa...read more »
⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.
Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
This joke is more portable than a Java app!
Oh my god, they killed me with laughter!
Still fits on a diskette. Efficiency at its best.
My CPU is running hot after this one!
Pure, acoustic humor. No effects needed.
Dee Dee! Get out of my laboratory! I’m reading!
Go, Speed Racer, go! (Straight to the next joke).
I clicked the button and it brought me here!