1999 Classic: The Chain Wallet Clank

The heavy metallic sound of a silver chain hitting the plastic school chair every time a teenager adjusted his posture.

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@Netscape_Ninja02/24/2012 09:38Loading this took forever on 28.8k, but I am ROFLing now.

@Sid_Meier_Fan02/13/2015 15:23Just one more joke... then I’ll go to sleep.

@MIRC_Ghost07/31/2011 05:25Slapping you with a large trout for such a funny joke!

@Thundercats_Ho06/22/2009 12:47Thunder! Thunder! Thundercats! HO! (Funny!)

@Sixteen_Candles05/16/2001 04:55I can’t believe my parents forgot my joke!

@Uncle_Rico_9802/29/2004 05:42I bet I could throw this joke over them mountains.

@Homestar_Runner12/15/1998 20:18That’s a real terrific joke, Coach Z!

@Anonymous_User06/14/2006 17:07We are many. We are laughing.