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1998 Legacy: The Blade Coolness

 Wesley Snipes made wearing a leather trench coat in a nightclub look cool, but when I do it, people just ask if I’m there to fix the plumbing.

Part of the 74 Observational One-Liners: The 1998 Retro Edition archive. Historically Verified

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@Fight_Club_Tyler08/28/1996 07:29The first rule of joke club is... tell everyone!
@Voodoo_3dfx12/19/2010 14:32The graphics of this text are amazing! LOL.
@Grinds_My_Gears09/07/1996 04:23You know what really grinds my gears? Bad humor. This is good!
@PopUp_Blocker_X09/26/2006 07:13I blocked the ads, but let the jokes in.
@Social_Media_G04/14/1995 21:35I’m going to poke you for this joke!

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