2003 Legacy: The Luke

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Luke. / Luke who? / Luke through the peephole, it’s me!

🔥 Top 10: The Knock-Knock Joke Archive (1995-2025)

Knock, knock. / Who’s there? / Open. / Open who? / Open the door...read more »

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@MIRC_Operator10/15/2008 11:02/join #jokes... this one is the best so far.

@Kernel_Panic_9805/08/2015 22:21This joke didn’t crash my system, surprisingly.

@Kazaa_Leecher11/30/2000 13:24I downloaded this joke in under a minute!

@Kill_Bill_Bride04/07/2015 09:09I have unfinished business... with this laugh!

@Cool_Story_Bro03/13/2001 12:19Actually, it IS a cool story!

@Retro_End_User09/14/2006 17:19The archive is complete! 10/10 would laugh again.