“I’m bringing sexy back.” “The ‘Sexy’ you’re talking about has been missing since 1994. Good luck finding the receipt.”
Part of the 50 Adult Jokes: The 2006 “High Five & Micro-Blogging” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The Wednesday Season 2 Dance
"I’m doing the new dance!" "You look like you’re trying to shake...read more »
Why did I get divorced? Well,...
Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife ...read more »
The Work Promotion
Climbing the ladder and losing your mind.My boss said I was getti...read more »
The Cooking Lesson
Turning the heat up in the kitchen and the bedroom.I told my wife...read more »
The OOP Relationship
A developer was explaining to his date why his last relationship ...read more »
2025 Legacy: The 28 Years Later
"The zombies have evolved!" "Just like the viruses on your compu...read more »
53 Adult Jokes: The 2004 “Wardrobe Malfunction & Wall Posts” Edition
In 2004, adult humor revolved around what we saw (or shouldn't ha...read more »
51 Adult Jokes: The 2001 “iPod & Digital Wizardry” Edition
In 2001, adult humor started to fit into a pocket. We were obsess...read more »
The First Date Honesty
When you decide to skip the small talk and go for the truth.On ou...read more »
55 Adult Jokes: The 2003 “In Da Club & P. Sherman” Edition
In 2003, adult humor shifted toward the "Bling" era. If you weren...read more »
😜 More from category: The Adult Joke (18+) Archive: 1995–2025
2025 Vintage: The 2025 Workout
"I’m training for the GTA VI release!" "By running?" "No, by sit...read more »
The Kitchen Fantasy
Living the dream, one appliance at a time.My wife said she wanted...read more »
54 Adult Jokes: The 2012 “Pre-Apocalypse & Invisible Horse” Edition
In 2012, we were living on borrowed time (thanks to the Mayans). ...read more »
2025 Vintage: The 2025 Mid-life Crisis
"I bought a digital racing rig!" "For $5,000?" "I need to feel t...read more »
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