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2007 Legacy: The Anxiety

“I’m worried about 2008.” “Why? 2007 is already hard enough.”

Part of the 71 Doctor Jokes: The 2007 “iPhone Launch & WebMD Anxiety” Edition archive. Historically Verified

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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet

@Palm_Pilot_User10/03/2009 08:27Syncing this joke to my handheld device.
@Tamagotchi_Sitter06/21/1997 11:12My pet is beep-beeping but I am too busy reading!
@Jurassic_Park_Grant12/03/2014 00:34They do move in herds... funny jokes!
@Coffee_Addict04/23/2004 05:28404: Laughter not found... Just kidding, it’s 200 OK!
@Web_Crawler_9605/02/2015 17:55Crawled my way to this hilarious page.
@Influencer_9901/23/2002 18:16My followers need to see this!

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