Why did 2020 scare the “Tank” Generals? Because Azerbaijan proved that a bunch of cheap Turkish drony (drones) can destroy an entire generation of armored vehicles while the crew is still looking for the target on their 1980s radar.
Part of the 31 Military Jokes: The 2020 “Tactical Masks & Quarantined Carriers” Edition archive. Historically Verified
🔥 Top 10: The Military Joke Archive: 1995–2025
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⏳ Time Capsule: This is how we rolled in the first two decades of the internet
Uh-oh! Adding this to my status message right now.
Better than any comedy I rented last Friday.
Expecto Patronum! Laughs everywhere!
Loading... 50%... 75%... HA! Worth the wait.
A damn fine cup of coffee and a damn fine joke!
I didn’t find any memory leaks in this joke. Perfect.
I’m doing my part! Are you? (Laughing).
Smooth joke, very smooth.
Move it, football head! Let me read the joke!
Even a noob would find this funny. Great stuff.