2023 Archive: The Scanner
I’m “beaming” with pride over my prompt engineering. Part of the 123 Classic Punny One-Liners: The AI & Barbenheimer Edition (2023) archive. Historically Verified
2023 Legacy: The “Bidenomics” Push
Why did the White House name the economy after the President? Because if things go well, he’s a genius, and if things go poorly, he… Read More »2023 Legacy: The “Bidenomics” Push
2023 Vintage: The Encyclopedia Ultimate Trust
Refusing to believe that a major historical event occurred unless it can be physically pointed out in a volume of the 1994 World Book Encyclopedia… Read More »2023 Vintage: The Encyclopedia Ultimate Trust
2022 Archive: The Finnish & Swedish NATO Application
Why did Putin’s “Anti-NATO” plan fail? Because he managed to turn two of the world’s most neutral countries into NATO’s newest members faster than a… Read More »2022 Archive: The Finnish & Swedish NATO Application
2021 Classic: The Yellow Pages Magnifying Quest
Utilizing a heavy plastic magnifying glass to find a single carpet cleaner’s phone number hidden in the microscopic text of the giant commercial print directory.… Read More »2021 Classic: The Yellow Pages Magnifying Quest
2021 Legacy: The “Pepas” Farruko
The official song of every 2021 party that had a strobe light. Part of the 63 Observational One-Liners: The 2021 Hybrid Reality archive. Historically Verified
2021 Classic: Space Jam
A New Legacy: Why was the dinner full of “IP”? Because LeBron James and Bugs Bunny teamed up, and the family meal felt like it… Read More »2021 Classic: Space Jam
2021 Legacy: The Mortal Kombat Fatality
Why the ice? For a reboot that proved the only reason anyone watches this is to see a guy freeze another guy’s blood into a… Read More »2021 Legacy: The Mortal Kombat Fatality
2021 Legacy: The “Another Round” Win
Why did Thomas Vinterberg win Best International Feature? Because the Academy loves a movie about four middle-aged men getting drunk, as long as it’s “philosophical”… Read More »2021 Legacy: The “Another Round” Win
2020 Vintage: The Nagorno-Karabakh War
Why did 2020 scare the “Tank” Generals? Because Azerbaijan proved that a bunch of cheap Turkish drony (drones) can destroy an entire generation of armored… Read More »2020 Vintage: The Nagorno-Karabakh War